The Foxaque conspiracy

February 23, 2008

Although records and documents are scant, we know that Foxaque was considered dead in Nov. 1941. within a week, Josephine Shaker also disappeared. Both have resurfaced: Foxaque in Cardiff in 2005 and Josephine Shaker in Melbourne, Australia, also around that same year! Josephine Shaker is still a mystery, however, we may be able to shed light on the Foxaque question. Records show that Foxaque died in November of 1941, nevertheless this was only noted in a number of newspaper obituaries and stories of that time. NO DEATH CERT. EXISTS. We may have reason to believe that these two persons are indeed not under pseudonyms or impostors!

What we know regarding Foxaque’s “death was that one of the ambulances that came to retrieve his body after the air raid in Nov. 41 was under direct instructions of a chap representing the name of Wotchdoor. There are no traces or records of Wotchdoor other than in the call out forms the original ambulance crew recorded back at their medical station. These statements maintain that Foxaque’s body was placed in the care of an ambulance crew under the eye of the afore mentioned army officer

Cpt. Wotchdoor. They arrived seconds after the civilian crew and took charge of the incident immediately. The statements also mention that the other ambulance crew were in regular military uniforms.

Wotchdoor is also a word or label ascribed to an obscure research company originally based in the Cotswolds of Gloucestershire. Other records of this Cotswolds enterprise remain buried in the belly of secure vaults in London somewhere, probably marked top secret“. At any rate, answers and documents are not forthcoming on this matter from any sources we have investigated. It is also possible that Foxaque is not fully aware of his circumstances regarding Wotchdoor. However, we propose a theory that may explain, at least, Foxaque’s reappearance. It may seem far fetched, but other than an impostor theory – which would seem more fitting were it not for our exhaustive investigation proving fruitless in that area – no alternative was more convincing. The theory is simply as follows:

  • Foxaque was not killed by debris and splinters in the bombing raid, but was caused to go into a coma as a result of severe concussion (possibly a glancing blow from a brick).

  • The civilian ambulance crew state that he was transferred to another vehicle under the command of Cpt. Wotchdoor.

  • Other than news reports of his death, no death certificate can be found in public records. The times were a little chaotic and in the heat of the situation, this appears to have been overlooked. However, as his death was mentioned in a number of press publications, it was accepted as fact. No one stopped to ask. Although oddly, no one knew or heard of any funeral…


  • Wotchdoor is thought to be a private company or codename for a secret government research project during the 1930’s1930’s and the first half of WWII. We speculate in the light of circumstantial evidence (some 16mm footage of a medical facility (dated to the early part of the war due to the cut of the military uniforms) & 2 declassified documents naming Wotchdoor as a disused medical programme and the disposal of injured human specimens still held on the premises) that Wotchdoor may have been linked to early cryogenics research (much of which was, we now know, funded in part by one of the eccentric million heirs that Foxaque used to entertain)… research, even, that involved chemically or genetically slowing the aging process and cryogenically preserving human specimens over long periods of time.

  • Is it possible that, after 60 years or so, Foxaque was finally roused from an unnatural slumber?

  • Is it possible that medical treatment for his injuries was given during the preparation for cryo-preservation?

  • Is it possible that he had been forgotten about or the staff at the facility moved on or killed during the war?

  • Is it possible that he was secretly released in 2004/5 having been debriefed about events between 1941 and 2000?

  • Is it possible that Foxaque believes it was some sort of extended deep coma and the aging process failed to grip him until he regained consciousness, rather like a video pause button concept?At any rate, he was of a generation who would not question the greater wisdom of doctors and other authority figures.

  • If this is true, then just who released him?

  • What is their involvement?

  • Are they still in contact with Foxaque?

  • And most importantly, does Foxaque give a fuck about any of this?

He’s certainly taken it all in his stride…

One Response to “The Foxaque conspiracy”

  1. prince frederick Says:

    Foxaque? conspiracy? that drunk fool reels from one cock-up to the next. for certain, there would be very little orchestration in this “conspiracy” if Foxaque was involved in it. it’s only a crying shame the shit didn’t die in the first place…

    regards and distaste

    Prince Frederick

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